Squeaky Pen

In the wonderful year I call 7th grade I was taking a Home Economics class. One day there
came a substitute teacher. I decided to have some fun...  As with all substutute teacher days
there was no real learning (just the classwork to keep up busy for 45 minutes and not destroying
the classroom). So I decided to write with my awesome clown-shaped  noise making pen with bells.
About 10 minutes of writing to the tune of Jingle Bells, the substitute asked me to please use a different
pen (under the false assumption that all of my other pens were quiet). I said "Okay" and pulled out my
even noisier pen I got at the school store back in Elementary school. This one squeaks. I gave the pen a
little "Squeak-squeak" and the entire class laughed (including the subsitute). Unfortunately after that I had
run out of noise making writing utensils and had to be a good student for a little while...

 
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